September 2009
8 posts
After-contemporary
I was making my way back from a friend’s house two nights ago. The weather was warm, no wind, clear view to the moon. Now I prefer to walk neighborhood streets instead of busier traffic lanes to fully enjoy these nights, however, you should know that there has been a recent spate of muggings of young white guys walking alone at night in my area, and I probably should have taken a busier...
I.W.B.H.
I’ve been chasing this guy ever since I joined the force. He has no conscience, and he shows no remorse. He’s the mastermind behind numerous bombings and political assassinations. He has a felony record a mile long: murder, arson, kidnapping, terrorism, you name it. He’s the most dangerous and brilliant criminal mind I’ve ever known. For years I’ve been watching...
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Can you spot which five people are uncomfortable?
“When it comes to web videos, I don’t have time for any that are longer...”
Clothes
A day will come when a garment is created that is timeless and flattering on everyone.
Then, the following spring, plaid!
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Suicide pact!
Brotherhood
One day we will all put aside our differences and link hands to form a chain of brotherhood around the entire earth.
That’s when we’ll defeat those Arabs.
Fact
Every freezer must come with a bag of peas. That’s the only explanation.