Evil twin
I saw a guy in town today who looked exactly like me. I think he was my twin: my evil twin. He had shifty eyes, so when I saw that he had a puppy, I got scared he was going to eat it or do something terrible, because he just seemed evil. Then I saw him give a lollipop to a baby, and I thought for sure he was going to steal it back to make the thing cry, but I guess that would be too evil even for him. He almost saw me, but I was too fast for him: I knocked a guy down so I could steal his newspaper to cover my face. It was a close one, let me tell you. I hope I never see my evil twin again.
