Hyper bowl
I know a guy who speaks entirely in hyperbole. He will eat a chip and call it phenomenal. When aliens land here someday, as far as he is able to communicate, the event will be equal to that chip.

I know a guy who speaks entirely in hyperbole. He will eat a chip and call it phenomenal. When aliens land here someday, as far as he is able to communicate, the event will be equal to that chip.
