Contextual messaging
I was trying to type “karaoke” into a text message. I had “karaok” all typed out using my phone’s predictive text feature, but when I typed the last “e”, the phone changed the word I had typed, ironically, to “Japanld.” I don’t know what the “LD” part is about, but the Japan thing was funny. Also, what word that starts with “karaok” doesn’t end in “e”?

Later, I realized just how cynical I am when I tried to type “each” into a text message and I saw that my phone had been trained to show “dbag” instead.